Night Hiking To Mars

Hiking and backpacking humor for thru-hikers, section hikers, day hikers, and car campers who turbo-charge campfires with gas-powered leaf blowers.

Thursday, July 25, 2024

I Sleep With My Food

Note: Originally published in 2015. While this post doesn't have the standard satirrific tone of the usual NHTM post, I wanted to do som...

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Thru Stories: That Time I Didn’t Go Hypothermic Because I Had Already Gone Hypothermic

Jack and I entering Baxter. 2003 was so long ago everything was in Black and White. Note: while NHTM is for the most part a (hopefully)...

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

All Of The Mountain House Memes

My hiking partners and I have a running joke about what Mountain House meals do to my gastrointestinal system, and what my gastrointestinal ...

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Fecal Matters: Four Short Hiking Stories

As this year draws to a close I realize that I only spent about twelve days in the woods, and I was thinking about all of the things I misse...

Sunday, August 9, 2020

This Just In: Hiker Who Never Carries A Trowel Has Also Never Dug A Cathole

Despite years of recommending something other than a trowel for digging a cathole, NHTM has recently discovered that long time hiker and adv...

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